How do you feel about marimbas?
How effortlessly we forget the Spanish word for cranberry.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens. No spoilers.
You're not punk and I'm telling everyone
Another thing in this world that flusters me because I cannot understand its popularity.
Anxiety-ridden libertarians who explain they can trace their family histories back to the Mayflower in an effort to distance themselves from the immigrant experience.
Seedless cheat sheet
Disappointed a monsoon did not happen in my parts this hot afternoon, I distract myself by meditating on what Sade's 1985 single The Sweetest Taboo might sound like if interpreted by trained collies.
When they fly, they jerk around in the air like they can't actually fly, like they're dreaming they're flying and that's what flying looks like in their little bat dreams.
Love the smacker, hate the smack.